༉‧₊˚✧ the bitch is back ! it is i, jane, and this is my devil spawn baby dylan. you might remember me as stalker-turned-beekeeper-jaehyun’s writer, or the general menace i was on the dash. now i serve you cheshire cat and misandry on main! anieway... below the cut you can find an abridged bg on the hills’ queen bee — trigger warning for mentions of death and physical/psychological abuse. please like this post for a msg about plotting <3
missus bae yoona, aka dylan, 25, choleric, class of ‘14
profile. background. plots.
a painter by profession and man hater by fate
family comes from generational wealth on her father’s side, mother scammed her way up the social ladder and is the model of nouveau riche weaselling into old money -- a true force of nature who cut down any barrier to attain more status.
like artificial intelligence, dylan sort of just... stood idle by her mom’s side for the first few years of her life. watching, absorbing, replicating; being sculpted into the perfect daughter
and by perfect, she means perfect. she is destined for magnificence, and anything less would be a plague on both family’s houses
she first picks up on how her father is manipulated by his wife; threatened out of divorce and financial independence, out of his basic autonomy. he is the exemplary expression of how power is best won.
ironically, her only relief from the pressure is him. a pushover in every sense, but kind and empathetic where her mom seemed empty of any compassion. he was a baker who studied in europe and shared all his consequent passions about it with her. their time together, however restricted, is formative in teaching her that happiness is not a self-indulgent crime.
truthfully, she doesn’t remember much else about him other than that. being there for his murder has created too many issues for her not to compartmentalise that time of her life into bite-size pieces.
but, it makes pity her best friend coming into the social sphere of high school. it provides an immediate pedestal to public recognition and respect
she’s beautiful, clever, sociable, and most of all, deadset on leaving a legacy. popularity was written in her destiny. in truth, the caste system that she creates is the culmination of a lifetime being controlled and finally having something to herself. as such, she spends all 4 years at hannam preserving it by any means possible.
like mother, like daughter: dylan is a master of manipulation. projection, gaslighting, devaluation, smear campaigns, triangulation--you name it, she used it to establish herself as the unquestioned queen bee. your muse either got in line or was subject to one of the above.
the only thing she couldn’t have was golden boy. however that played out, everyone knew it was messy and shifted something once sanguine in her. in junior year, her status took a dip when she broke down in the west wing bathrooms about it every second week, and this is likely the only time she made real friends with people in considerably different caste brackets
so, naturally, she came back in senior year a much more refined version of herself. stiffened, sharpened-a severeness in her tone even her mother flinches at
the primary reason for this change was not more about the fallout of this behaviour. after months of arguing over her arranged marriage, she and her mother got into a physical altercation and dylan was stabbed with a kitchen knife in her thigh. she spent a few weeks in hospital after surgery and has been living in debilitating fear of her ever since. #newfound relationship status
studying abroad is the best solution for this. she fucks off to europe for 5 years and clears the path of competitors more ruthlessly than ever before as a result of misplaced anger. ie. framing her fellow valedictorian nominee for 20,000€ worth of school property theft. slashed a couple tires, sabotaged a few projects. her methods of madness have definitely... escalated
but she’s wiser now. the importance of her actions from here on out is of greater concern. lily was the bane and blessing of her high school career - something, someone, as obsessive as that doesn’t just disappear. her imminent comeback is why dylan eventually returns to seoul.
it’s the most threatened she’s ever felt. no one has as much control over her as this anonymous figurehead. its driving her crazy and she has been manically digging through her peers’ dirty laundry to collect an arsenal of her own. tldr this paranoia has inspired an all new level of crazy ahaha she is nearing a Point
she was once trusted with every on campus secret, so who’s to say she can’t be now? whatever facade of kindness she has sold your muse is now more nuanced than ever before.
this is so much information and for what.... anyway if u read this far kissy kissy pls plot with dyl~















