I’m Just going to straight-up do it. Primacron from IDW is a seahorse
Until we know more about Unicron’s Creator I’m going to say Antillan love is a lot like seahorse love.
Seahorses:
Greet each other every morning. This is a BFD. They do they to make sure their mating partner isn’t dead. I imagine it’s more symbolic for an Antillan, but STILL! Big. Fucking Deal. It’s going to be hard for Primacron if he falls in love in love with a non antillan.
Primacron: “Good morning, dear.”
potential mate: “Hm.”
Primacron: “I--I said...I said good morning. Aren’t you going to say it back? Oh, what did I do!? I can make it right! Please say our relationship is worth fighting for!”
and now the potential mate has an emotional wreck of an Antillan to comfort and reassure because they hadn’t had their coffee yet and forgot to say good morning back.
Another thing seahorses do? They dance. A lot. I mean A LOT. So if his lover’s looking down, or irritated he might just randomly start dancing with them to cheer them up; and he will not stop dancing until they join in.
Now, for smexytimes, and I know absolutely no one wants to know this, he’s going to be big into foreplay; like a male seahorse. Lapdance, strip-tease, whatever his mate needs. It’s a man’s job to be flashy and attractive.
It’s not the most original idea for an alien society; but I’ve got just enough caffine in me to think it sounds like a good idea.
If you want more this gay shit hit me up on my Antillan blog @themonsteryoumademe
