#antfalcon

"So you're telling me that everytime I fuck your delicious/sweet ass into my mattress, it somehow makes you stupider?"

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song lyrics: love grows (where my rosemary goes) by edison lighthouse

Classmates: Who?

Cassie: .. MY SECOND STEPDAD IS FALCON.

Classmates:

Of course you may, @cr3v! :-D

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter:Steve’s the werewolf, Scott’s the hunter. I mean, that’s just canon. I can’t mess with CapWolf. Even though Scott’s not reeeally the type to be a hunter. Still.

who’sthe mermaid and who’s the fisherman:Scott’s the mermaid, Steve’s the fisherman. I imagine Scott would be a mermaid in the vein of Ariel, like super curious about the surface worldand then one day (possibly pre-serum) Steve is out on his boat and that’s how they meet. (Which sounds so cute, I might need to write it, hahaha.)

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar: Steve’s the witch, Scott’s the familiar. I’m just spitballin’ here, though. But I kinda dig the idea of Steve being sort of a white witch with a familiar that sometimes takes the form of a giant ant and it scares the bejeezus out of people at first.

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict: This feels like it could maybe go either way, but realistically? Scott’s the barista, Steve’s the coffee addict.

who’sthe professor and who’s the TA: This is tough since their fields of study are quite different, but Steve’s not really a slouch when it comes to sciencey things and he is a fast learner, soooo… I’ll go with Scott’s the professor and Steve’s the TA.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss): Easy! Steve’s the knight, Scott’s the princess. I mean that just writes itself. Though considering I have a version of this sitting unfinished in my folders, maybe it doesn’t, heh.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent:Another that could go either way, but at the moment I’d say, Steve’s the teacher and Scott’s the single parent.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor: I’m not sure about this one, but my gut says Steve’s the writer and Scott’s the editor.

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And here’s SamScott, too, because Ihaven’t delved too deep into them yet and would like to (which also means I’mflying by the seat of my pants with these answers, so forgive me, heh): 

who’sthe werewolf and who’s the hunter: Scott’s the werewolf and Sam’s the hunter. C’mon, Sam’d be badass in that role. And the angst.

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman:Sam’s the mermaid, Scott’s the fisherman. Because Sam would be one handsome merdude and it could be a reverse Little Mermaid where Scott becomes one to be with him. (Hell,maybe I should write that one, too. XD)

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar:Both are closely associated with specific non-human creatures, so it couldbe either. Right now I’ll go with Scott’s the witch and Sam’s the familiar. Like, Scott’s a magic novice who’s super eager to experiment in ways he probably shouldn’t and though Sam does try to steer him in theright direction, sometimes it’s funny to just let it ride and suddenlythere’s a hole in the roof again. …that got away from me. Anyway!

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict:As with Steve, if we’re being realistic/within canon? Scott’s the baristaand Sam’s the coffee addict.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA: Hm… Sam’s the professor, Scott’s the TA.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss):Okay, well, Scotty’s a lover not a fighter, so my first instinct is that Sam’s the knight and Scott’s the prince. But! I could also see the reverseworking in like an outsmart-the-dragon-to-save-the-prince sort of thing and Scott’s usually looked down on by some other knights, but he managesto succeed where they failed and it wins Prince Sam over. And I am overthinking this again, lol.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent:Sam’s the teacher, Scott’s single parent.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor: Sam’s the writer, Scott’s the editor? I dunno. As with Steve, this is a weird one.

Because he deserves it