#anphobia

There’s not a lot out there from them. There will be TV tapings down in Las Vegas starting in July and an official GFW Ballpark Tour as well… but no real network is attached at this point.

It’s all a bit early to really know what Global Force Wrestling is going to actually be – stay tuned, I guess.

Well, first off — I was surprised that the WWE didn’t go with his WCW theme. Not only is this the music that Sting walks out to in the new WWE 2K15 game, a reworked version of it was used for the game’s commercial. I was hoping for full version the latter theme to be used for him.

Then, there’s Sting’s makeup. As a huge fan of KISS, I’ve already gone through the exact same thing with Gene Simmons over the years… it’s like he’s forgotten how to apply his own makeup! Using the magic of the crayon brush in MS Paint, let’s fix The Stinger up.

Here’s how he looked last night:

Now, instead of having one major curved portion that runs over his eyes and down the side of his face, Sting can add some more black paint to add some expression to his face. Get rid of what looks like a black horizontal line over his eyes by doing something like this:

While we’re at it, let’s add some black lines to his lips and go ahead and dye his hair and beard:

Now, we just clean things up, style his hair a bit, get Sting on DDP Yoga, give him a tan, and then you’ve got your WWE WrestleMania 31 star!

Perfect!

*sigh*

To be honest, after thinking about this today, I realized that my main disappoint really stems from how long it’s taken Sting to show up in the WWE. I knew what to expect when it came to his appearance, but last night’s appearance was a bit bitter sweet. I actually am truly excited like everyone else but reality did sink in once Sting and Triple H had their show down.

I want to visit the alternate reality where Sting showed up in the WWE in the early 00’s, past the WCW/ECW Invasion angle and had several main event matches with the roster from that time. :(

Agreed!