hows your guts doin now~? has the rumbling and grumbling and bubbling settled down yet~?
Hi, anon. I just got on my lunch break after a few hours of checking people out at the registers, squatting down to stock low shelves, and running around the building pretending nothing’s wrong.
For lunch, I’m having cheese curds, a pork tenderloin sandwich, and some onion rings, all deep fried at the gas station. Plus an energy drink.
My insides have been fairly quiet lately, as though they’re beginning to lose hope that anything they do will grant them any release. The mass in my belly has moved further down, to the point that it kind of looks like I’m wearing a big bag of rocks strapped loosely under my shirt. I have a bad feeling this greasy gas station food is gonna have me sweating and squeezing all afternoon… I have four hours now until I can, um… well, I still won’t get any relief, but at least I won’t embarrass myself in public by clenching my cheeks and squirming, and I’ll be able to sit down and not get my bowels moving with all this exercise anymore.
