My dad was a sailor during the cold war, he’s now an old hypermasculine alcoholic who doesn’t really give a shit anymore and just does strange things to the constant amusement of people I tell stories to.
He is also now a superfan of Hallmark Christmas movies and I need you all to send help because they are driving me insane.
HOW CAN YOU MAKE THE SAME FUCKINGF MOVIE SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I DON^*TUNDERSTASNDS STYOPP















