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*announcer voice* Its that time again! Lets play “Who Just Died?”!

Well looks like first up is Sensei Garmadon who after becoming good and defeating the Overlord again, was around for just 2 seasons, before sacrificing himself to the Cursed Realm, just to have a heart to heart with his son again before FLIPPING DROWNING, and while the chains were unbreakable, the rocks they were attached to most certainly were not! Nice gong there Lloyd. Thats +2 points for ignorance!

Next up is Cole, who sacrificed himself to get scroll they probably didn't need thanks to their dragons (+2 for ignorance), but don’t worry, he technically didn't die We’re gonna have to penalize -1 point for that but wait! Whats this? His future self doesn’t exist? Looks like Cole’s not making it to 40! so lets add that point bac- Oops sorry cole looks like due to poor writing, it just means you can turn invisible. Nice fakeout though. AND it looks like you came back to life with just a scar and even cooler powers. I think we might have to disqualify you completely for that . But we did explore that whole questioning humanity thing again, I’ll let you stay for that.

Who do we have here? Looks like *gasp*, a guest from Wu’s past, a former student, Morro, who died trying to prove himself to his master. This could have been easily solved by a few sessions of therapy WU. Another 2+ for ignorance! Woops but looks like Morro wasn’t such a good boy, and his ghost got sent to the Cursed Realm at about age 13. Yikes! Then he sacrifices himself to give Wu the realm crystal, and AGAIN when he was given the chance to live again by Sensei Yang. Thats what 3 times now he died? +5 nice one Morro

Ah and then we have Zane, the tragic hero who sacrificed himself for his friends, in vain it seems because they totally split up and are all really depressed about it. The funeral was nice though, we've never actually had one of those before, +2 and a +1 for the heartwarming sacrifice. Ooo plot twist again! Guess who’s not really dead!? It seems even though Zane didn’t backup his memories ANYWHERE, for the sake of plot he is alive, and during the next season we find out many of his memories are gone (no surprise there), AND we discover what it really means to be yourself, (or a copy of yourself). And lastly though not in the current timeline, Zane actually loses the will to live without Pixal, and wishes it all away. Yikes! Let’s give him a +0.5 for that one folks.

And last but not least this d*@#$bag, Wu gets flipping SWALLOWED WHOLE by the Great Devourer, regurgitated, and the LOST TO THE FLIPpING VOID THaT IS TIME ITSELF. +2 for dramatics there Wu

Tallying time! Let’s see here...

Garmadon: 2

Cole: 1

Morro: 7

Zane: 3.5

Wu: 2

Looks like Morro is our winner tonight! tune in next time to see Nya get poisoned, and we question whether or not it counts because it never technically happend. You just played !“Who Just Died?”!

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