#angry trees

Master Marshmallow: “Oh no! This is an incredibly rare and extremely dangerous plant cryptid known as the Souleater! Don’t get too close to it, or else it might suck out your soul with one of its powerful inhales! Or, as has also been reported, it might sneeze in your face for a laugh. They do tend to be mean fellows.”

Marshmallow’s Human: “Or... it could just be a weird looking tree whose knots happen to look like eyes and a gaping mouth with teeth.”

Master Marshmallow: “It’s a Souleater, I tell you!”