#angerfoot

We're gonna call this man Doug. Don't ask why, as far as I know he doesn't have an official name.

So... Doug has a... "night job" and we all know it by now. Whether you DO know or you DON'T know what this... "job" of his is, he will NOT let you get involved. Ever.

Being the threat that he is, Doug will do everything in his power to make sure that no rivals get to you. He'll go with you wherever you want to go, and he'll take other precautions, like teaching you how to defend yourself and providing you with self-defense weapons i.e. pepper spray, dagger, and something to break through glass, like a piece of a spark plug.

If you're an anxious person, Doug has designated "safe spots" for you: they're around your shared home, your guys's favorite secret hideout in the woods (im thinking like a tree house or something, maybe a little forgotten gazebo? Unless you're too grown for that lmao), and maybe a trustworthy friend's house. The safe spots around your home, however, are places that he'll help you set up and bundle you up in blankets and pillows, and turn off the lights and give you some slow and calm music to listen to.

Very very very snuggly. Even in his sleep, he just cannot seem to get enough of your squeezes and kisses and pets. If you are also cuddly, you're in for a world of affection. Doug will back off if you need him to, but usually he loves your personal space as much as you do 🤷‍♀️

Doug sometimes doesn't like the way he looks. That being said, he really does appreciate a compliment from time to time.

He might... have hair??? Idk man, his legs are pretty clean (better shaved than mine ✋😫) but if he does have hair on top of his head, play with it. Put it in a ponytail, comb it, braid it, give him a scalp massage, just spoil him a little bit. Ppl's scalps are super sensitive and so he might like some pats and scratches where he can feel it the best :p (and no don't take that out of context nasty >:[ )