Larry Johnson x s/o/crush having angel fangs

Walking down the halls of hell, Larry complains to Sal about how there aren't any hot babes strutting through the school to drool over.

Coincidentally, you just so happen to turn a corner and lock eyes with him. For you, it was just a quick glance at a lanky pot smelling teenager. But for him? Heaven. He stops dead in his tracks, putting a hand on Sals shoulder to stop him whilst his jaw drops and eyes follow you as you walk past them both.

"Dude. I think I just came." Larry admits as he ogles you from behind.

"Uh, gross much?" Sal says as he pushes his hand off of him.

"Who is that sexy glass of water? When did they start attending school?" Larry asks, looking at Sal now.

"I think I've seen them around before. But they didn't have those angel fangs." Sal recalls.

"Angel fangs? Sounds like a sick band."

"No, it's a piercing. It was around their lips." Sal explains.

"Oh damn, is that why I find them so attractive? I mean, you can't lie, it does look good on them."

"Yeah, it suits them."

After that situation, Larry informs Ash and Todd about his newfound attraction. Egging him on to ask you out on a date, Larry builds up the courage to use a pickup line on you while the group watches from a distance behind a wall.

Nervousness creeping up his spine, he drums the beat of (Sanitys Fall) Singular on his thigh with his fingers.

You, blissfully unaware, are standing in front of a soda machine, reason unknown.

“Uh, hey,” Larry starts “Are you an angel? Because I’d love to have your fangs in me.” His brows scrunch up nervously and his mouth forms into a forced smirk.

Ash’s mouth drops and she starts giggling uncontrollably, using her sleeve to try to quiet herself. Sals ears heat up in second hand embarrassment of watching it unfold. Todd facepalms with a loud slap.

The commotion results to you directing your attentions towards them. Ash quickly pulls Sal and Todd away.

They didn’t know what happened next since they couldn’t look anymore in case you saw them. Footsteps make their way to the wall and Larry appears. A frown apparent.

“What did that sissy say?” Ash questions, ready to spit out some profanity.

Larry looks down to the ground, his eyes closing. The whole thing being dramatically emotional. Before he smiles big and announces, “THEY SAID YES!”

The group erupts in hollers and celebration.

Fast forward a few months, dates after dates, he asks you to be his partner. You said yes! He’s the happiest he’s ever been.

But then a question appeared one day.

“Hey babe, if you have piercings on your lips, how do I kiss you?”

Silence.

You figured it out eventually though. He noticed that it was true he found more attraction towards you because of your piercings. He likes how it makes you look, bragging about it in subtle ways to not be annoying. (He likes being annoying sometimes, it’s hilarious.)

blue look 🖤💙

Do NOT do this:

This is a “smiley” piercing (a horseshoe bar through the frenulum); fang bars are NOT proper jewelry to wear in them! Their size and shape can increase the risk of gum recession and tooth chipping (and are at a higher risk of being torn out by mistake!), plus they’re difficult to live with when it comes to eating, drinking, and sleeping.

Do this instead:

These are vertical angel bites (AKA “angel fangs”), using a standard curved barbell with a spike on the bottom. They don’t extend into the oral cavity at all, which means your teeth won’t be damaged and there’s a lesser risk of injury. This piercing is also easier to live with so you can keep your fangs full-time (as long as the spikes you use aren’t TOO long, I’d recommend 3 to 4 mm).

Pls remember to affirm yourselves safely (especially with body modification), and only wear jewelry that’s meant to safely go in your piercing! 💕