#andy starter

"Ok, ok, I'm here, calm down. Now where's the cockroach, so I can kill it?"

"You still haven't gotten around to telling me why you're here." he mused, a slight smirk on his lips as he raised his hands before setting them back in his lap as he leaned back in his chair. He hadn't been expecting them to show up to his office, but since they were there, he wanted to know why.

{Open to f} Andy: what do you need from the grocery again??

{Open to: m/f/nb suggested relationship: acquaintance/friend/love interest} Andy: im thinking about going to nursing school maybe? Andy: jist don't know how my schedule would work between ufc & ems Andy: the school i was looking at, you can only miss 5 days the whole year.

Andy: so i got a puppy Andy: my apartment says i cant have a puppy Andy: i know you want it lol... right?

Andy: so i was working the ambulance tonight Andy: stg we had to go to olive garden bc this guy was being a dick Andy: and his girlfriend stabbed him in the eye w a knife Andy: i never expected this job would turn me into an eye surgeon.