#andy!credence

Credence: The economy! *Both laugh hysterically*

Graves: We are not moving to Chicago for like a million reasons Credence: But Percy, pizza. Graves: There's pizza in New York Credence: Right. Thanks, Percy, you're so good at reminding me where pizza is

Percy and Credence’s Fancy Party: Part 8

Picquery: You wouldn't have been able to stop it, you know. Tina:  I could've yelled something or tackled someone. Picquery: But you didn't, because deep down, you knew it wouldn't have mattered. Those wizards are gonna do what they wanna do. Tina:  They may have just ruined their lives on an impulse decision. Picquery: Tina, I got married twice. Both times, I was a lot smarter than those two. And both marriages ended in divorce And a burning effigy. Who's to say what works? You find somebody you like, and you roll the dice. That's all anybody can do. Tina: Wait. Weren't you married three times? Picquery: Oh, my God, you're right. I get to burn another effigy.

(Parks and Recreation; season 3, episode 9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party) 

Percy and Credence’s Fancy Party: Part 6 

Credence: Attention, everybody. Mesdames and Missoirs. If you would do me the obligation of having your honor, heretofore, in the room doth right over there, hence. Picquery: What? Credence: Big event in that room, 15 minutes

Picquery: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to marry Credence Barebone and Percival Graves. Percival: I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool? Credence: Yes. Is it my turn? Mr Graves, you're the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. I don't care if I have to fight Grindelwald, or an erumpant, or him, my mom I would take 'em down. I'm getting mad right now even thinking about it. I'm telling you.I wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you. And I'm the luckiest man in the galaxy.

(Parks and Recreation, season 3, episode 9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party) 

Percy and Credence’s Fancy Party: Part 2

Credence: It’s actually a really funny story. We were hanging out. And suddenly, I was like “What if we got married tomorrow?” And he was like -  Graves: Fine. 

(Parks and Recreation; season 3, episode 9; Andy and April’s Fancy Party)

Percy and Credence's Fancy Party: Part 3

Graves: Such a loser. Can’t believe I’m marrying him Tina: You don’t have to! Graves: I’m going to. And then I’m going to divorce him. Then I’m going to marry him again

(Parks and Recreation; season 3, episode 9; Andy and April’s Fancy Party)

Percy and Credence’s Fancy Party: Part 1

Tina: Hey, guys, what's going on? Credence: It's supposed to be a big surprise. But tonight, me and Percival are getting married. To each other! Tina: Are you pregnant? Is Graves pregnant? Graves: Yes. Credence: YES!? Graves: No!

(Parks and Recreation; season 3, episode 9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party)