right so um all of the above for the asks meme thanks :-)
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text:
text: ok i can’t sleep so i’m climbing up the tree outside ur window
text: if you fell asleep i’m going to kill you
text: !!!!!!!!
text: ANDREW I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING
Send ✘ for an unsent text:
unsent : you scare the hell out of me because i can’t stop thinking about you and it makes so fucking angry like where did you come from???
unsent: why is it so fucking hard for you to tell me what you’re feeling why can’t i ever tell you i think i love you
text: i honestly think rachel gave us the stomach flu so she could lose a few pounds before the wedding. i’ll just see you tomorrow.
Send ☠ for a threatening message
text: you think that baby picture i posted on instagram was bad???? i have bathtime pictures andy
text: think about that
text: and then leave pizza on my doorstep
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
text: fuck i miss you
text: come over so i can show you how much
Send ♣ for a drunk message
text: b aby!!!!!!!!! hi i miss you
text: jacky cut me off but i snuck some te aulia!!!!!!!!! come here pls so i can kiss you thx u
