#andi bahaghari

@springandstorms

[he decides to check it out. he appears behind the kid from out of nowhere.]

…

[click]

hey, no static or— glitches, or whatever.

told you.

fuck off man, this is like— the one time doing what the magnus institute did did us any good.

i’d rag on you for that, but it’s already recording. let’s get this done. bee first.

thanks. uh— beatríz gutierrez, but everyone calls me bee. she/any. avatar of the end and the vast.

ahem— my name is sir—

[whack]

ow, jeez—

pff.

blegh. whatever! fuckin’ pricks. andi bahaghari, and andrew if you’re being formal about it. he/it! spiral and slaughter, though if you ask me—

thank you for your input. i’m rowan santos. they/them. avatar of the eye. now to the point.

we travel the multiverse. most of the time we just find other avatars and try to deal with the most pressing situation at hand.

eh, mostly we just fuck around.

you two fuck around. i get things done.

i get things done too! like—

[paint starts warping, audio starts distorting—]

[thwack.]

bitch—!

shut up. we need to network. if you ever find yourself in need of the services we provide—

killing people!

mostly. sometimes it’s not technically killing.

torture. but highly specific. if you ever need what we can give you, hit us up. that all?

think so.

boodgye!

fuck you.

[click]

TALLY HALL MENTION!!!!

they're okay.

…we could. we avoid it, though.

they’re not… nevermind.