AL-FADIHA ("THE SCANDAL") ... the people demand details.
al-Fadiha is Google Translate; the Arabic name for what happened is subject to change and open to suggestions. (ETA: for random readers, the event sheâs talking about is noted in Andalusadaâs current official timeline.)
So itâs the 1750s, IIRC? and Umayyad Seville has just won the Nine Yearsâ War. (And more importantly lost the peace, but thatâs for another ask.) France was forced to cede its mainland Alaxian territories to the Moors for war reparations. Itâs probably the largest Umayyad empire yet! The world trembles at the giant Seville green blob eating their maps of Alaxia!But the modern House of Umayya has madness in the blood, and it hit with a vengeance.
The Umayyad heir apparent, Mr. Wizard (Iâm unclear on his name but heâs the most caliphabile man in the House under Sevilleâs rules of succession) is caught in Malaga conducting a working to summon and bind Satan.
Now, by the standards of the day Hermetic workings are nothing to bat an eye at unless theyâre accessory to some larger offense, but this is the House of Umayya and a faction within the House sees this as an Opportunity, and so Mr. Wizard finds himself answering questions before a judge.
One of the first questions is, predictably, his motive: why was he trying to summon and bind Satan? And the answer is âto SHUT HIM UP,â or words to that effect. And this is where the Drama goes into high gear.
Remember, Mr. Wizard is caliphabile: intelligent, accomplished, widely respected, a few wives and kids, even remarkably pious (not something Umayyads can take for granted.) Also note that none of that matters, because madness is an instant disqualifier from caliphal succession, and itâs already well-established that mad Umayyads hear voices.
Mr. Wizard, however, attempts an unusual defense of himself, tl;dr âYes I hear Satan whispering in my dreams, but thatâs because Iâm actually a devout Muslim while youâre a fucking conspiracy out to destroy me.â He notes that it is sunnah that Satan can, and does, talk to humans. He also notes that Umayyads âhearing voicesâ typically accompanies behaviors like âannouncing the archangel Gabriel has revealed two new suras accidentally left out of the Qurâan by the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)â or âbutchering servants,â and he has never once listened to the voiceâs temptations.
Thus, while Hermetic magic is makruh at best and drastic in any case, this is the act of a reasonable man in possession of his faculties unless his accusers can prove that he doesnât hear Satan. (Also, while madness is an instant DQ, kufr is too, and itâs much harder to work around.)
All of Mr. Wizardâs work is undone when he finally loses his temper and takfirs the judge. This is taken as prima facie evidence of his madness (and is a self-excommunication), and Mr. Wizard gets hauled kicking and screaming to the Mutannabiya in Gharnata.
Which is why the Umayyad Caliphate of in Seville is inherited not by the most capable Umayyad of that generation, but an ineffectual leader whoâs quickly replaced by Hisham IV.
Itâs worth noting at this point that the House of Umayya is still in possession of Mr. Wizardâs handwritten notes. According to legend, Yusuf I once claimed the Malaga Codexâs summoning was flawed â but the binding ritual wasnât.
