Hm...
*Steals back Root Beer*
*Spins a wheel*
Aight, so, Vertin is replaced by Sonnetto, Druvis is replaced by Arcana, Arcana is replaced by Sotheby, Sotheby is replaced by Vertin, Sonnetto is replaced by Schnider, Schnider is replaced by Regulus, Regulus is replaced by X, X is replaced by Mirian, Mirian is replaced by Mr Karson, uh... freaking who am I missing... Forget Me Not is replaced by Medicine Pocket, Medicine Pocket is replaced by Mesmer Jr, Mesmer Jr is replaced by Matilda, Matilda is replaced by Lilya, Lilya is replaced by Marcus, Marcus is replaced by Isolde, Isolde is replaced by Spathodea, Spathodea is replaced by Ezra, Ezra is replaced by Ulu, Ulu is replaced by Desert Flannel, Desert Flannel is replaced by, uh, Eternity, I think you get where this is going.
...I should probably sleep. Have fun with this timeline.
Comrade, what the fuck
My brain had a short circuit reading this and I have no idea what to tell you
I feel like pointing out that our loving, innocent and lovely Sotheby has taken evil doomed Yuri creator Arcana's shoes. Like, can you IMAGINE Sotheby saying "Okay, now today we're going to doom Yuri!" And killing lesbians???
Isolde as Marcus?! Uh, imagine Isolde just walking through the doors with Madam Hoffman with a huge coat and a suitcase. She's about to launch it at someone.
Spathodea as Isolde??? THEN HOW DOES ISOLKANIA PLAY OUT???
My brain is fumbling hold on. Let's go from the beginning before I lose my mind.
So, Sonetto is Vertin. She's the struggling timekeeper (PuppyKeeper, as said by comrade Forgor) with Schneider occupying Sonetto's place. So basically, it's Schneider who takes care of most interactions that need convincing, as she's the most spontaneous of them.
Errr, them trying to convince a silent, weeping lady who speaks in Middle English. She has lost her family and has an air of commanding yet desolation and seems to have a messy divorce with... Let me read again... with MEDICINE POCKET?! Uh, new rare-pair just dropped🔥🔥
Imagine Mirian... Marian? Oh Lord I forgot again. Imagine Marian (I'm sticking to this), a ball of anxiety and trembling fears, being the creator of multiple inventions doomed to fail due to girl failure attraction forces, and having as a kicking companion and another popular ship... X.
X as Regulus having an useless boat filled with inventions and his radio being actually educative but people got tired of his yapping ass with a floating apple by his side.
Vertin as Sotheby is just a spoiled rich lady who likes to presume about her collection of critters. No traumas or anything, she's just a silly girl with a top hat holding a rare carbuncle in her arms. I have no idea who Mr. Karson in this.
Imagine Regulus carrying Mr. Karson through the halls of the Walden muttering curses.
...So another ship would be Sonetto x Matilda (Vertin x Mesmer Jr). That's actually pretty silly ngl.
Lilya girl failure for Sonetto? Huh????
Though, Druvis x Lilya would be Arcana x Marcus? If I think of the popular ships being reversed, this would be a weird ride so I'm just gonna... Not
Sorry comrade I'm so not going to think of anything past those. You're getting kicked out from the silly bar.
