i am a bad patient
Me staring down my computer two days after surgery: we can do this
tiny me in a hospital gown with a clipboard that just has 'SLEEP' written in big letters on a single piece of paper: Boss we got a five inch incision in our neck
Me: there's got to be a chapter or a short or something in here
tiny me: boss they took out a lymphnode the size of a newborn cat
me: all we need is some inspiration.
tiny me, hitting me on the ear with the clipboard: BOSS THE OPIOIDS!







