Mar 4, 2024
I get it. I'm quite the catch. I'm flattered, but I'm hopelessly in love with my wife who can't get enough of me. I'm a lost cause. You're gonna have to find your own fucked up White boy and fix him for yourself.
#ph4wg#ph4wg original#I don't get it either#hottest real women I've ever seen mooning at me?#checking me out?#showing down blouse on purpose and watching me#i feel like I'm taking crazy pills#actually i think they are just silly young women still figuring out the world and happy to get the one semi good looking Prof#and I'm charming and funny#and strangely manly#fatherly#and sensitive.#probably the first sensitive and emotionally in tune man she's met#who exhibits deep empathy#and acts on it#it's like catnip for women#even the gay guys?#you're sounded by student athletes!#hottest women outside of my wife mind you#😅🍳🍳🤕#and I really do keep my eyes up#and I really do distance the moony or flirty ones#you made your choice to act and actions have real consequences including losing out on my best jokes#I adore my wife.#And I work really hard to head off any advances and keep things congenial and professional#it's best for everyone#and I hate awkward interactions#imagine working with someone for years after they tried to sleep with you#so fucking awkward and how the hell do we even talk in meetings#that is why I guard my marriage so proactively
