#and relatable

so alex only trains when he has to, hates 3 days of race weekends, quitted gaming because it was getting competitive and didn't wanna deal with george, uses the hair products only what lily gives him, stopped being superstitious so he wouldn't have that stuff in his mind, has like 20 pets and wants super loud engines back????

Shane’s inner thoughts are funny as fuck and relatable because he’s constantly thinking “fuck you Rozanov, he can’t see you idiot, are Russian vampires a thing? fuck, this is gay. FUCK YOU ROZANOV!!!” and most importantly he’s making plans for THEIR future. thinking about how Ilya could be his boyfriend, and Ilya could meet his parents, oh and don’t forget the wedding and THEN HES LIKE OH IM GETTING TOO FAR AHEAD. babe you jumped the fence and rolled down the meadow into the dragons lair ahead. that’s how deep you went. down bad Shane being irritated by Ilya one second but wanting him desperately that same second. Shane “I hate how arrogant he is but man I need to fuck him” Hollander will never go out of style