#anacondagram

camouflage level: semi-pro. also what I deserve for being lazy and not putting away my clean laundry. #anacondagram #catsofinstagram #kitteh

well, at least one of us has mastered @markmansonnet's concepts so quickly. but for real guys, one of the best books I've read in a very long time. can't wait to not give a fuck tomorrow and the rest of the week and for all of 2017 and beyond, it's going to be good -- you'll see. thanks for the good (and much needed) read, mark. 🙌🏽💁🏼 #booknerd #anacondagram #catsofinstagram

if you've ever had to ask yourself, "is tonight the night, my cat will plot my demise?" the answer is most definitely, without a doubt yes. merry #catmas, you filthy animals. 😼🎄❤️️ #anacondagram #kitteh #catsofinstagram #christmascat

happy #halloween from condy - she's rockin her #derp face and fangs 👻😺 #catsofinstagram #kitteh #anacondagram

ladies and gentlemen - i give you the fanciest of felines, the prettiest of pussycats, the qween of the jungle, her majesty Anaconda. #anacondagram #kitteh #catsofinstagram

rainy saturday morning means condy cuddles & agatha christie #anacondagram #kitteh #catsofinstagram

so fierce #anacondagram #kitteh #catsofinstagram

happy toesday from lil mama 🐾 #anacondagram #kitteh #catsofinstagram