#amusing poems

When I was little, they terrified me.

They seemed so scary when I was three

with their eight little furry legs

and their giant webs.

Their beady little eyes

and fondness of flies.

  It definitely didn’t help when I saw

THAT FILM,

Eight legged freaks, it made me feel woozey

but eventually I learned

that wasps were a reason to be more concerned

about and what should eat wasps?

Yes, spiders!

  Ever since then,

I have found a friend

in spiders. Whom do me no harm

and no longer cause alarm.

When I see them, I leave them to it;

with a wasp killing permit.