#amusing cats

As you know, last week I left this tale at a most critical juncture. There I was with my lovely Savoy, pointing to the phantom of The Great White North Theatre. The ghoul hovered behind me! I was terrified. Yet, I had a job to do. I must protect my Belovéd. The least I could do was to face this apparition and not allow it to harm my girl or myself. “Off with you . . .” I faced the eerie spectre…

Stepping out of the Royal carriage was none other than Lord Graydon! “LG . . . Bud . . . So good to see you! How have you been? I see you’ve taken your proper place up here OTRB.” I meowed to my good pal. “Geez . . . You’re looking exceptionally well. If Patches only knew . . .” “Please, Tibby . . . Don’t you see the lengths to which I had to go to, in order to avoid the deluded nip fiend, you…