I don't even know what this is but all of the texts 8)
god. damn it.
Send ✆ for a morning text
GS: Indeed, that is your phone ringing, all the way across the room. I saw that little eartwitch. I know you hear it.GS: Get. GS: Up. GS: Get. GS: OFF ME. GS: ...hue hue hue hue hue i knew it would work.
Send ♔ for an angry text
GS: You have a fucking date with the doghouse, you bastard. GS: Fuck off.
Send ♠ for a drunk text
GS: hairs sso pretya how d u do this thing tech em
Send ☏ for a vague text
GS: You know that annoys me.
Send ⁇ for a worried text
GS: Babe? I've been getting word all week that a brawl broke out in your area...GS: Baby pls txt me GS: bb. GS: pls be ok.
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
GS: You should hear the way he bitches about his hair in the morning it's like 'bitch you know you flawless' I s2g, Shae...
GS: Shit.
GS: ...........not Shae.
Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
GS: Idk if we're gonna work out, because the single most important person in my life hates you.
Send ✺for a saucy text
GS: OMG YOU SHOULD GO TO POPEYES WITH ME, THEIR FUCKING BLACKENED RANCH IS THE BOMB. KLSDJFKLSDJF.
Send √ for a long winded confessing text
GS: You're the most beautiful, unique person I've met thus far and I really just have this compulsion to kiss you seven times and run my fingers over your hips in quick successions of seven, and just adore you over and over but I'm so scared that you'll get tired of my compulsions, so I suppress them, and it's getting more difficult every day.
Send ☠ for misguided advice
GS: The outlet is fritzing? Idk just...Stick something in it.
Send ☢ for a desperate text
GS: you have to come home tonightGS: just come home ok thts all i need pls GS: just come here
Send ☼ for a congratulatory text
GS: HEARD YOUR BUSINESS WENT GLOBAL GS: I BOUGHT CHAMPAGNE GS: GON GET CRUNK.
