May 16, 2018
Postcard memorializing the opening of the new Ambiloid Entrance to Hellmouth Air Force Base in Crush, Montana on September 6th, 1953, a month which the ambiloids adorably mispronounce as “Setember,” unable to vocalize “P”s due to the infringement of their bifurcated drainage glands.
The gate’s dedication to ambiloids - and ambiloids exclusively - caused hard feelings for the one-bath metachromes and hemograbs, who had to share a common gate with the motor pool, whom the metachromes in particular viewed as scruffy and uncouth.
