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#AmazonIssues #WidenYourHorizons #CircumferentialEvidence #TheLongAndTheShortOfIt #IveAFeelingWereNotInKingSizeAnymore https://www.instagram.com/p/CkTjQh2rvyH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#AmazonIssues #ChristmasInJuly Okay, so I appreciate comfortable loungewear. And I will be the first to proclaim that, YES, I am aging...inevitably if erratically... into #BeaArthur . But really it seems somehow demeaning to get this implied critique of my fashion sense in the suggestions IMMEDIATELY after the caftan purchase was completed. Still, as I have paraphrased @rupaulofficial before: "It's important to remember that you're born naked, and the rest is #cosplay ." #GoldenGirls #GaysOfInstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CgfZvV9Jo_f/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Incompetence, coincidence or AI commentary? #TheWorldMayNeverKnow #AmazonIssues #ImAfraidICantDoThatDave #MiraculousLadybug #NoMoreEvildoingForYou https://www.instagram.com/p/Cey5qUfFxW-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=