#amazingacepilot

oh lort…..here comes bioware’s fuckery from yours truly:

first and foremost, they didn’t have a  male squadmate romance for gay/bi bro!ryder at all

they made jaal fucking straight even though they had recorded lines for bro!ryder

yourhave gil, your gay crewmate,  mainly talking about being unable to procreate if you romance him

here comes bioware with that transphobia

newsflash, men can have vaginas 

he is constantly pressured by his lady “friend” to have a baby and reproduce 

makeout scene leading to sex quickly fades to black with his romance (so no sex was shown)

reyes (a non-crewmember and non-squadmate) got more romance content than gil  

romance scenes with reyes as bro!ryder were awkward and you could tell they used sis!ryder as a base first and didn’t bother fixing mistakes

there’s lacking content at the end of the game with him (won’t say for spoilers) 

as much as as i fucking loved vetra’s romance, it lacked a lot 

makeout to sex scene fades to black with her romance too

i just wanted to see my spiky gf naked bioware 

suvi, your lesbian crewmate, barely got any content (and no sex scene)

another fade to black makeout scene leading to sex, this time with liam

they made liam fucking straight

peebee’s locked in romance sex scene was just……….Uncomfortable (no fading to black with this one, they actually showed her riding both sis and bro (enter pun here that i’m too Tired to make))

jaal’s locked in romance sex scene (which holy shit didn’t fade to black wow) was just as Uncomfortable (for me its mainly the moaning in this game, its just………..Bad. there was no hip grinding tho thank the lort, just a trail of kisses leading towards the downstairs area)

they played huge favorites with cora’s romance scene leading to sex (actually showing them being ass naked together and actually showing bro!ryder getting it on with cora; as in full on hip grinding fuckin hell)

cora’s locked in romance scene had way better facial animations (and just better animation overall) then the whole damn game 

#BotW Spoilers

You’re doing ok, I’m just slamming a tag here just in case.

But yeah, the dynamic with the family despite what happened versus the old soldiers was heart wrenching. I’m expecting that dynamic to turn once Vah Ruta has been tamed but even then I’m kind of hoping it doesn’t. Even if they’re forgiving in a more understanding line but still bitter.

#BotW spoilers

I’m actually tackling that rn. I paused to give myself a moment to breathe after boarding and realizing that I’m fresh out of regular arrows. Even if I have a nice surplus of shock arrows (Suck it, Lynel!) I’m not sure if I can manage with just that and the small few arrows I’ve stocked up on. 

Their introduction cinema really sells the point that these things are large and terrifying. I remember when I first started and saw Vah Medoh from far away. I was freaking out about the strange airship looking machine in the sky. But I watched it for such a long time.

It’s probably worse knowing this is a comment that easily applies to a lot of people in the news lately. :/

I like to think Gengar’s edgy “There is no escape. Give up.” dex entry means it’s going to prank you instead of kill you.

I mean to be fair in the anime, Ash was flat out killed by Gengar just so they could have fun and the Alolan dex insinuates that Gengar get super lonely.

#pokemon sumo spoilers and #pokemon spoilers are the tags I’ll be tracking.