MC returning to their original timeline
MC: I need to get this off of my chest.
*Points to Belphie* You killed me and I kissed you anyway.
*Points to Satan, Levi, Asmo and Mammon* I kissed y'all, and you acted like a baby.
*Points at Beel* I kissed you and you called me a snack *Beel smirks with MC*
*MC turns to Lucifer* And you-
Lucifer: I kissed you? *Smirks*
MC: Nah fam. *Shows him their pact sigil, Lucifer is astonished* We pact mates. Then we kissed and fucked.
Asmo: You son of a bitch *throws a pillow at Lucifer* I called dibs, motherfucker!!!!
*Bros start to fight, Beel and MC stand a few feet away watching them*
Beel: I want you to know that other reality me has nothing to do with me.
MC: *slightly deflated* Yeah, I know...
Beel: Because you aren't a snack
MC: *getting upset* Yeah, I get it Beel
Beel: You're a whole fucking meal and, *looks at MC up and down with a hungry gaze* I can't wait to sink my teeth into you~