#alypos

Locate a lost pet for Sei- somehow it felt about right. Although it did quite frankly annoy the Allmate that Sei couldn't keep up with his own toys and pets. Ignoring the looks recieved, Usui kept pushing forward until the German in question was within their sights.

A grin pulled at their lips, a slight spark of insanity in bright eyes.

So Noiz had been late on getting back to the Princess on time- it was something that was disrespectful as far as they were concerned. Such pets should have been trained better-- perhaps with persmission Usui could try 'training' Noiz?

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BREATHES. . 

Who would be the big spoon?

Virus would prefer to, but they don't really spoon. Because. . . Virus will get very annoyed if Noiz tries to be the big spoon and purposely turn over so they can't spoon. It just makes Noiz stare him down, but it doesn't change anything, because Noiz also does not want to be the little spoon. They will literally stare at each other until they fall asleep and snuggle up like that. ( Virus often wakes up glaring at the idea that he cuddled. Gross. )

Who would wake up first?

Virus. He doesn't sleep very much, and sometimes misses whole nights because of work. Sometimes Noiz comes in and just shuts his laptop, which makes Virus get THAT smile, but he tries to keep his calm. 

Do they have nicknames for each other?

Virus calls Noiz a variety of things, 'rabbit prince' being his favourite, though when he gets to know him better he calls him 'noicchi'. Noiz just calls Virus 'megane' more often than not. It used to give Virus a little brow twitch, but he actually side-eyes Noiz if he doesn't refer to him that way. It probably means Noiz is mad at him.

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

Considering Virus didn't really have 'parents', there's nothing to see there. But being introduced to Noiz's parents was shocking. He'd be very bitter if he knew what they did to Noiz, but he'd also probably be impressed that Noiz even functions.

How do they apologise after an argument?

Virus offers wine after a long day of silence between them. Noiz drops new programming chips full of information into Virus's lap, generally just workload Virus couldn't get rid of fast enough. 

What would they be like as parents?

disasters. that kid would be the worst thing to happen to the world

Who is the better cook?

Virus, though he doesn't really like cooking. Noiz can cook, but if Virus has to eat 'gourmet mac n cheese' ONE MORE TIME

Who is more romantic?

noiznoiznoiz 100% noiz. He probably tries to give Virus flowers and chocolate and shit and Virus DOES keep them.. displays them and shit.. but only because he thinks they're pretty / taste good he doesnt actually see the sentimental value in romance. he thinks it's very sweet that noiz tries tho

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Virus gets Noiz anything and everything inbetween. He dotes on this boy and no doubt Noiz owns at least 20 cars that he cANT DRIVE. Noiz just gets Virus simple things, it's not that he doesn't have the money to spend on him, it's that spending money on him isn't the way Noiz sees to express his feelings. Virus appreciates this exactly the same and understands what Noiz is going for. He still has a birthday card Noiz gave him that was literally just scribbled on that says 'hey you're one year older to not sucking as bad as you did a while ago'. He finds it very amusing.

Who gets jealous easiest?

V I R U S . he doesn't show that he gets jealous, he doesn't act out on it, but noiz would definitely be able to tell by just how bitter his words are. changes in virus are very subtle for people who are not close to him, but it only takes one side-glance to know he's not pleased. It's not as though Noiz doesn't get jealous, but Virus gets furious in his own way. you will not see that waiter again, noiz. he will be long gone.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

they're on fairly equal grounds about this, as neither of them really care, but noiz does like to make events mean something. virus didn't see the point in it at first and even shot it down numerous times, but persistence from noiz to at least do it on his own made him join in. it wasn't a matter of guilt, it was simply that in truth, he does appreciate noiz's company, and he doesn't mind spending time with him to make his life a little more bearable. even if virus isn't really. . bearable himself.

Who is the most adventurous?

virus. gotta search out what's fun, though noiz doesn't often agree with 'what's fun' in virus's book, at least it leads him to cool rhyme matches with powerful people.

Who is the most protective?

n o i z . he'll get in the way of basically anything for virus, who is indifferent to the actions, really. he firmly believes he can handle himself (he can't), but he tries to keep noiz away from potentially dangerous situations because of it. you'd almost think he cares.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

oh sweet mother of god?? probably. . very strange. being that virus was on his own dealing with experiments, and noiz was on his own, but in a different way, they were compatible like that. but i think virus would have not acknowledged him so well, unless noiz reached out to him, which if virus were the only one in his life, it may have been plausible. it would probably be a similar circumstance to trip, though, but the difference being that trip is very similar to virus in his thought process and mannerisms. noiz is definitely still human even if he can't feel, and perhaps that would have caused virus to be different as he grew up. i think he would remain the same at the core, but he might've been a more caring person towards noiz specifically. maybe even protective.

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSXj6SBF6-s < -- For at least 900 reasons. Mainly because there's no way this ship would ever go well ? ? All of these answers are so definitely POST Virus treating Noiz like a toy, he'll have to get past that before he even considers treating him like a human being. They're going to be such a MESS

 Do I ship it?

((ottterrrrrr<3333))

A growl perhaps of sorts which is cautious in nature rumble from the Hunter's chest, nose wiggling as he attempts to find the other's scent in a more pure form within the air. Head tilting as he notes the smell of anaesthetic, you smell almost like a hospital, tinged with metal and light smells of copper---- blood?