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It really is impossible to hate Dashie.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n8sGgiUTXU)

Bananas: favorite horror movies?

I don’t actually like horror movies much, ironically enough. Generally I was always okay while watching, aside from being tense from anticipating jump scares and stuff. But this one particular day my family rented The Hitcher and The Ring and since I have absolutely sworn them off. We watched the Hitcher first and by the time we got to The Ring it was getting late, so I we paused abour ¾ of the way through. But it must have really gotten into my head cause I had one of those awful half-asleep dreams where I could not stop thinking that I was going to die in 7 days because I’d watched the stupid cursed film as part of the movie lmao. I ended sleeping on my parents’ floor because getting up and laying back down didn’t shake it and it was uncomfortable af. Then this happened the day after I think which was terrifying. And I did not finish The Ring with the rest of my family.

76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told?

Jokes are like the one thing i’m terrible at remembering and retelling. Also I tend to find situational things like a brilliantly timed pun or accidental joke funnier and those are usually “you had to be there” moments. 

86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?