#also finally

◈ Espio the Chameleon 

◈ Honey the Cat

◈ Bean the Duck

Also, I hope you’re having a wonderful day and if not I hope it gets better ∽^v^∼

Thou's wish shall now be grant💥💥💥💥

Here u go :]

🔪 Serial Killer Yuu

Yuu, was caught burying a body: Am I in trouble?

Yuuken: Take a guess.

Yuu: No?

Yuuka: Take another guess.

Yuu: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Yuuya: What did you do?

Yuu: Nobody die yet!

Yuuya, visibly concerned: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Yuu: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Yuuka: Isn't that just killing people?

Yuu: Ah, technicality.

👻 Kuu 🤖 Unit YUU

Yuuken: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Kuu: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

YUU: I personally was created in a lab.

Aibek: I just straight up spawned.

Yuu Poly

Grimm: Why are Yuu and Yuuken sitting with their backs to each other?

Yuuka: They had a fight.

Grimm: Then why are they holding hands?

Yuuya: They get sad when they fight.

☆☆☆☆☆☆

Yuuken: Yuu, keep an eye on Ace today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Mean Yuu: Sure, I’d love to see Ace get punched.

Yuuka and Yuuya: Try again.

Mean Yuu, sighing: I will stop Ace from getting punched.

Overblot Yuu: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Mean Yuu: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

Royal Mafia Yuu: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Serial Killer Yuu: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Ghostface Yuu: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Great 7 Yuu: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Yuu*

Great 7 Yuu: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Yuu*

Mean Yuu: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Yuuya: Yuu and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Yuuka: *Sighing* What did Yuu do?

Yuuya: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Great 7 Yuu: Who wants a steering wheel?

Finally. The Yuuniverse

Fuck yeah