Your guess is as good as mine, love. I suppose some people like the undead vibe. Maybe it’s an acquired taste?

At least the boy is consistent. 

Back to who? Orion or Alpheus? He’s been around them a lot lately. A lot more than I’d feel comfortable with my boyfriend being around his exes. At some point, you have to ask yourself if it’s really straying or simply a pattern?

Having said that, you’re right. We tend to blame the one who strayed and not the reason for the straying. Maybe there’s something more going on behind closed doors.

“It’s like when your mum tells you that you’re not allowed to have sweets, it just makes you want them that much more.”

“With all this Malfoy drama it has got to be related to him, specifically his daughter. I mean think about it, Cassie is spending time with a man who’s family literally hates her family. I wouldn’t be surprised if she turned up missing soon, or worse. 

“Okay have to agree, snog Creepy Carrow because he is hot- yanno in an undead kind of way, and I’d marry his sister, because she’s the one with an actual brain between the two of them. But clearly you didn’t see what happened when shit got real with Alice, because Alastor basically ghosted her, so that’s enough for me to say kill him, even though he is so much better looking than either of the Carrows.”

“Partial agreement from me on this one. It’s snog Dylan, marry James (obv because then you’d marry into the Potter fortune), and absolutely kill creepy Carrow.”

“Well duh…they know the secret art of necromancy. They’re planning to raise their army of the dead and take over the world.”

 “On a serious note, though, they have to have some secrets. Quiet Carrow’s entire job is a secret, and Creepy Carrow works in a in a building full of dangerous magical items. Both of those scream hiding something.”