((Donât know why I thought of this, I just did. This is inspired by a comic dub video I watched a long time ago. The other characters mentioned on this chat belong to @doctoroobleck, @alphabeowolf-ism, and @firebluevixen. Also, please donât take this seriously. I wrote this as a joke.))
Cinnamon: *Runs up to Oobleck while holding a large bottle with a straw in it.* Hey Dad, look what Aunt Ava gave to me! She was drunk, but I made her go to bed before I left.
Oobleck: *Looks at her.* Thatâs nice, sweetie. What is it?
Cinnamon: I donât know. Itâs in Dutch. I canât read that. But, she said itâs some kind of soda or something.
*As Cin starts drinking it Oobleck looks at the bottle. He immediately recognizes it as a hard liquor bottle. He snatches it away and Cin gets annoyed.
Cinnamon: *Perfectly sober.* Dad, if you wanted a drink you shouldâve just asked.*
Oobleck: *Looks at Cin, then the bottle, and takes a sip of it.*
A few minutes later:
Oobleck: *Completely drunk while being dragged home by Cin.* Are you sure that wasnât soda? That was soda-lisious.
Cinnamon: *Annoyed* Yes, Iâm sure. Youâre going home and going to bed. Aunt Ava needs to categorize her stuff better so she doesnât accidentally give me alcohol again. Iâm still a minor, for goodness sake.
The next morning:
*Oobleck wakes up on the couch in the living room. Red is standing next to him with her hands on her hips, clearly annoyed.*
Oobleck: What happened?
Red: You got sick all over our bed!
Oobleck: What did you expect? I was drunk.
