#almostoffwork

Picture it... Sicily... 1927... 3AM... You go to the kitchen, bleary eyed, to get a glass of water. You steady yourself by the sink, allowing your vision to sharpen... Something feels funny... You feel eyes on you... There, outside the window just behind the kitchen sink, Mr Clean awaits, staring, longing, his single earring glimmering in the glow of the back porch light... #creepycorporatelogos #plur #Creepypasta #Crappypasta #almostoffwork #AlternateJingles Mr Clean will rob your home, Mr Clean... Mr Clean will _____ your ____, Mr Clean!!! (Okay... That's enough Jason.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1M-S0bh4TZ/?igshid=15iikd4b3921n

When you on break and a guest see you away from your station, tryna get at you like, "Damn Zaddy, you from here?" You be like "Nah, I ain't from round here! 😆😂😉" #2017STATEFAIR #MEADOWLANDS #LUXFIAT #BALIFE #FREELIFE #ONTHERISE #RIDETHISWAVE #MANEFORDAYS #YEAYOUSEEIT #TUESDAYFLOW #ALMOSTOFFWORK #WORKHARDPLAYHARD #THEYBEWATCHING #LBDT #CHASEACHECKNEVERCHASEA

Or don't open today... #AlmostOffWork (at Washington DC Public Schools)

I thought we had an agreement Mother Nature... ALL or NOTHING...this in between thing is not going to work... #DeanHood #AlmostOffWork (at Deanwood)

I'm sick And eating a banana

I thought heavy metal was a lump of iron.... Until I tasted the Blue Oyster Cult 🙏🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻 #happythursday #listentoboc #almostoffwork #sup

#Jadakiss #ChampIsHere #KissOfDeath #SkyeHighwind #SummerAnthems #AlmostOffWork

Getting a cut 2day!!! Lol. #Almostoffwork