My parrot landed on my hand today while I was trying to use my computer mouse, so I offered him some of the carrot I was eating to get him to go away. So then naturally I had a bird eating a carrot on my mouse hand. Â *sigh*
Two minutes later he crawls up my arm onto my shoulder just to wipe carrot off his beak onto my cheek, Â tells me "love you", and flies back to his cage perch.Â
Remind me again exactly what I'm missing by not having children?













