@almostlikeitsmagic sent:Â â Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, doesnât matter how many you got. â (Why does this sound like something he'd say? rotfl)
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Waldo canât help but think Harry would be an absolute nightmare on Facebook or really any sort of social media, and wishes he could see it. Wizards on social media arguing about potion ingredients and best ways to deal with certain creatures? Who wrote the better spell book or dealt with magical theories? Best wood for staves? It would be a nerdier version of the Paranet.
He grinned at his friend. âThe way you toe the line between diplomacy and spite is an inspiration.â Not one heâd do himself. Even if he was the kind of guy whoâd make a habit out of it, Waldo was too wary to pick fights with immortals.















