#allisonwilliamsrp

1. Lydia: I’m sorry and I’m probably being really paranoid but I feel like you don’t like me anymore.

2. Lydia: I can’t sleep and Jane’s at her friend’s and I haven’t talked to Dylan or Derek in a while and I feel like I’m losing all my friends and I don’t know what to do

3. Lydia: I think Jane might be cheating on me

4. Lydia: I’m having nightmares. Are you?

5. Lydia: I miss you

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Send “&” for a LOVING text.

wren: you’re the best, and i hope you realize that.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

wren: jess, i fucked up badly, and i don’t know what to do.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

rowan: puppies can’t eat chocolate, right?

rowan: because i’m not letting Spoon have any, but he keeps looking at me so sadly.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

rowan: edgar, are you almost here?

💌 for a letter my muse would write to yours.

Hey, Asshole.

I’m not quite sure why you insisted on sending me a letter when you could have just texted me, but now I feel bad, so I’m sending one back.

To get the questions out of the way, how’s your Disney villain boyfriend?  Is his hair still as white and stiff as the peaks of the snowy mountains of hell, or the Washington monument, or his dick? On second thought, don’t answer that last one. I really don’t want to know, okay?

Second, I should probably update you. No, Olivia doesn’t have any more babies (yet), Rowan isn’t dead, Dylan is still chasing Grayson, THERE ARE TOO MANY BABIES, everyone is still smoking weed, and all the teachers are too busy fucking each other/the students to notice everyone smoking weed.

Ugh, I miss you. Everyone else is living inside a soap opera, and I miss having someone to laugh at them with. I don’t know when you’re going to be back, but you’d better be back soon, dick.

Xoxo,

A self deprecating burrito who misses you VERY MUCH

“Alright, dorks. So, what are we watching?”

@allisonwilliamsrp