#allhats

zoro is one of the lowest ranking subs in the hats. yeah motherfucker i said SUB. mr Im the strongest Guy In THe World Let Me Prove It LOVES getting treated like a dubiously-trained feral dog

note i said SUB but not BOTTOM. hes a switch but likes someone else in charge

to the shock of no one luffy is his favorite. many reasons for this but one is that luff straight up outclasses him in brute strength and could probably kill him

and hes one of VERY VERY few people who can physically hold zoro down, which is how they [KINK DISCOVERED]

anything with zo is usually rough or a little violent. bro straight up counts fighting as sex .not kidding btw

to expand on that hes terrible at expressing vulnerability like a normal person so letting people shove their hands in his mouth (essentially "touching his weapons") is his version of emotional intimacy. because hes insane

stuff something in his mouth and his brain turns off. sword? check. hands? check. random piece of driftwood? check .he will just sit there totally still for hours

in terms of rank: the only people actually beneath him in the hierarchy are sanji, the Bottomiest bottom, and franky (but only for robin)

his usual pairups are him/sanj (usually just erotically beating the shit out of each other or making a show for another dom) him/luff (horrifying, nasty, too frequent) and very occasionally him/usopp (surprisingly gentle. imagine those big cats grooming small dogs)