#alkaselzer

I was in a drugstore with my mother. She was getting something, but I can't recall or was never told what. I decided to get alkaselzer tablets for no reason and the lady complies. They were free I was told so she gave me ten packets of two and they came out of the cash register like a receipt. She said she had more flavors and I said okay, so I traded with her with the ones I wanted and she just flat out started to give me a box of 100 packets in a container that looked like a pringles can, but with a larger diameter. After she gave me the can, it was teleported (or something) to the middle of the street and I had to go grab it before other people could.

In the street was a One Piece parade. Hundreds of cosplayers for some reason wanted to show their love for a show I could never get into. I grab the can as an overweight bald Luffy yells at me and head back into the drug store.

I decide to try an alkaselzer even though they aren't candy, they are now. So I pop two tum sized tablets into my mouth as I realize the flavor says "Chuck-e-Cheese Macaroni and Cheese". My mother says that sounds disgusting as I figure out she's right as soon as the baking soda, slightly cheesy, flavored disk is crunched up slightly. I spit it out, thinking I'm probably spitting it out in real life and wake up.