My bug dealer (blug) keeps trying to start drama with the local reptile rescue unit and say that the reptile rescue guy is all up to these evil hijinks. Like he keeps coming in while I'm working like "Bro I heard he doesn't pay his volunteers" or "bro he's cohabiting his reticulated python with like a corn snake" or "he sent his emu to peck his wives eyes out" or something ridiculous. I need a new blug this one has some sort of toxic homoerotic parasocial situationship with the reptile rescue guy. I don't even think the reptile rescue guy knows his name. My blug went over to reptile rescues guys house for lettuce once so maybe he does? Also my blug keeps trying to invite me over to go smoke over at his house and pet his millipedes? It's a good offer but also he said he didn't want my "gay coworker" to give him crickets. Please does anyone have a good blug in the Texas area. I'll take new Mexico even.











