#alien media

A: Have the ability to teleport to Mars at will (and back to your previous location in the universe) and be completely immune to the conditions there as well as being able to command the dust storms there to your will B: Have the ability to teleport to Europa at will (and back to your previous location in the universe) and be completely immune to the conditions there (including its subterranean oceans) as well as being able to phase through the icy crust in either direction at will. C: Be able to call upon visions of a relevant alien song to any situation and understand the lyrics and their deeper meaning

Alien Media on TV is like, "Look at these unsophisticated beings that don't have human rights but have all these complex technological advantages. Most of them want to kill us because we are superior."

And then online it's like "Fuck dude you hated each other because of skin color? That's wild."

"You can lift cars when you have this thing called adrenaline but can't under normal circumstances? You scare me."

"WHAT TF ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?! WHAT KIND OF ADVANCEMENT IS THAT?!"