Hello mother bean, I have been following and obsessively reading your posts for a bit but have been too scared to send an ask but I am finally doing it! First, I just want to say you are so wonderful and have such good vibes! Second, you have NO BUISNESS making me attracted to yandere alien bugs and plants! And third of all, I learned that there are such thing as scouting ants? They are much smaller and scout out places for food and stuff before reporting back. (1/2)
(2/2) I just think that would be such an interesting concept with yandere ants? Like one day you meet an alien ant that is your size and they are very sweet and you both get really close and one day they disappear before coming back with a whole army of much larger ants to take you away. Anyway, I just wanted to say I love your content and stuff, sorry for the long message! Love you!! ❤
Oh I love this idea! You befriend an ant who’s just a little taller than you (or shorter! Either way they’re cute!) and they love to show off how strong they are and how “manly” they can be, always eager to help you out even when you don’t need it.
One day you text them to meet you at a certain restaurant, but before you can even press send, a swarm of huge, burly looking ants come walking up to your house, with your friend in the front having a large smile on his face.
“This is them! They’re the one who should be our next ruler!”.
And you don’t really get a say in the matter, you’re carried away by these muscle brained ants while the scout leads them back home, talking about you and how there isn’t a shadow of a doubt that you’ll be the greatest ruler for them and their people.
Himbo ants. I love them!
(Also you’re very sweet! Thank you! -Mommabean)
