Jan 19, 2022
Thatâs (supposedly) the English-language synopsis from the back of a Hong Kong bootleg DVD of âAlienâ, though (my mind works like this) it may be a Chinese-language synopsis passed through Google Translate âto see what happensâ.
Either way, in its own very special way it hits most of the vital plot points...
âScream not working because space make deafâ is of course the filmâs memorable slug-line:
...though this Walmart poster perpetrates a quite remarkable spelling flub.
Oh deer.
