#alien!shane

Boy oh boy, do we have some fics for you! 

I love your bones (series) - liminalweirdo | M-E, 32k, complete “I gotta be honest, man, I don’t know if I can go home by myself tonight.”

Maelstrom -  liminalweirdo | E, 40k, complete Here’s the thing about driving halfway across the country to see someone. You can’t really deny, after that, that you’re pretty much head over heels for them.

maybe it’s not just down to you - ghoultown | T, 96k, complete “You’ll solve this one,” I say. I don’t mean that. “I know you will.”

“Thanks, Shane.” Ryan smiles.

[Shane tries to start over after a rocky few months. Ryan seems to enjoy his company, they get on nicely. But it’s hard dating a detective who’s fascinated with the string of murders you’ve committed, even though you don't... uh, "do" that anymore.]

A Ghoul’s Guide to Life, Death, & Afterliving (series) - MercurySkies | T-E, 70k, marked as a wip 'Shane was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that, to quote ‘the’ Charles Dickens with an emphasis on the 'dick'. They didn’t tell you the great Victorian novelist was also a grade A asshole in high school but then again what do they tell you in high school? Shane Madej was dead, as dead as one disembodied soul standing seemingly above his own corpse probably can be.'

Your Heart Inside of Mine - MiraclesOfPaul | M, 51k, complete They're placed into the Witness Protection Program after a bomb was found on the set of Unsolved. The only way to stick together is to lie and say they’re engaged. Years go by. Things change. Things transform.

Ghouls in my Head, Fires Undergound - liminalweirdo | E, 41k, complete Shane ends up living at Ryan's and really, it's no big deal. Until it is.

Technically-Terrestrial - quackers | E, 60k, complete Nearly forty years ago, the disgraced group of an alien race found refuge amongst the population of Earth.

And now Shane Madej, who is more-or-less human, kind-of-actually-an-alien, has to convince his terrified best friend Ryan that he's not about to abduct him.

Unless he's into that.

The Leading Man - breathtaken | E, 95k, complete All things considered, he could definitely do a lot worse than this: a performer-owned and -operated, queer-positive, crossover film studio, promising creative input right from day one – directing, cinematography, [...] it’s everything he wants.

He just has to get his dick out for it.

things taught by demons - needywitch | E, 62k, complete Something isn't right in their new apartment and Ryan is determined to get to the bottom of it.

The Thrilling Case of the Mysterious Five - MIraclesOfPaul | E, 57k, complete Shane has spent the last two years arguing with Agent Bergara, a crazy conspiracy theorist and believer in the supernatural. When a woman goes missing, they hit the road to investigate The Five, a cult that chases UFOs around the country.

Or

An X-Files AU if Mulder and Scully initially hated each other and constantly got into unprofessional arguments.

[continued] ALSO now that ancient aliens have been confirmed Ryan points at anything he can’t explain and goes “aliens” only for Shane to go “baby, no”. (One time Ryan’s right and Shane doesn’t hear the end of it for days. But he has a *confirmed method* of shutting Ryan up)

They’re lying in a pile of sweaty, tangled limbs as Ryan slowly comes back into himself. His orgasm had been other worldly, to put it blatantly. How a curious alien knew so much about sex, Ryan had no idea but he was determined to find out. “So… how did you know how to do… that?” His eyebrows are raised and Shane giggles, wrapping his arms tighter around the human.

“Just because I came to explore earth emotionally, doesn’t mean I haven’t already explored it physically. Back on my planet, we had the best intergalactic knowledge known to all kinds. My race has met humans before, and they’re now referred to as ‘ancient aliens’. A little degrading, considering you’re calling them old- but still, it was long, long ago.”

“No fucking way!” Ryan exclaims, obviously excited. And from there, it’s a downhill slide. “But ghosts, you must have some influence on them, right?” “No, Ryan.” “Haven’t you ever wondered if the moon landing is fake? What about 9/11?” “Baby, no. Aliens aren’t politicians.” “Area 51? Surely they keep aliens there!” “Oh- well- yeah.” “We all fucking called it,” Ryan grins, feeling accomplished.

If ur lover doesn’t make u physically light up then what’s the point

This prompt made me piss myself laughing as if every European just flops around naturally

Ryan’s running late to work and has no time to explain to Shane where he’s going. Of course, leaving the alien without explanation causes him to be frantic and chase after Ryan, who he just happens to know the location of every minute of every day. Shane receives a lot of confused panic from other workers as he runs into things around the office. The elevator causes a series of jumbled words from the alien as he pokes the button and jumps back. He almost kicks a person when the door opens. Humans have weird travelling contraptions!

He goes to every floor before he finds Ryan, running around and breaking things. He can’t even speak human yet, just garbled sounds that he yells at people. When Ryan sees him, he internally shits bricks. How the hell was he going to explain this commotion? What the fuck was Shane doing here? “Ryan! What is this?!” Ryan’s head-boss yells as Shane distracted rolls around on Ryan’s chair. The alien wonders if this is what a car is but it seems oddly impractical.