#alexcessive

control really feels like they asked “what if a movie were a video game” and not “let’s make this video game feel like a movie” and that priority distinction is honestly so critical bc if you use the latter you end up with mediocre games like the order 1886 or anything by david cage lmao

mafia 3 spent all its narration trying to convince me licnoln clay is an “antihero” because “murder bad” but it doesn’t really work when you spend the majority of your time rescuing human trafficking victims, preventing sex worker exploitation, and the majority of his murders are violent racists

feel like the reason tumblr is but a shriveled shadow of its former self is in part because it’s the only place where the baffling drama results in the affected parties experiencing negative consequences. either being bullied off the site or literal legal trouble. you do that shit on twitter or instagram they give you a blue checkmark and a sponsorship and suddenly you’re making a living wage for being the most insufferable moron imaginable.

chris redfield in re8, goddamn is that poor man tired as shit lmao

everyone needs to stop being in denial about zagreus’s height. “oh thanatos is floating” “it’s because megara’s a fury demigod” “his mom’s half-god so that’s why she’s taller” uh huh yeah and mortal human shades achilles and patroclus are still 1.5 heads taller than your boy now shut up and respect the short king for all that he is👑

got my haircut today and my barber is an older gay man and he said i “look good with a beard👀” and i’m still thinking about that because.......... validation by way of compliments from the previous queer generation is kinda everything to me?🥺🏳️‍🌈