CLARK KENT HEADCANONS
- Clark who lets his fingernails be just long enough to scratch your arm and back how you like when you’re sleepy
- Clark who is oblivious to any romantic interest directed towards him
- Clark who heats noodles with his heat vision
- Clark who is a total switch
- Clark who accidentally stole a tiny bag of candy when he was 6 and went to repay the manager when he was 17 and got a job
- Clark who trusts you with everything
- Clark who has one of your baby pictures in his wallet
- Clark who always forces you to let him pay for meals
- Clark who loves showering with you
- Clark who never gives you a half-assed answer when you ask if he likes your outfit or nails or something
- Clark who is very good at doing taxes and always does yours for you
- Clark who would rescue all the animals in a pound if his daughter asked him to
- Clark who goes to sleep beside you and wakes up on top of you to the sound of you whining about how heavy he is
- Clark who spends days off visiting children’s hospitals and nursing homes as Superman
- Clark who adores Christmas
- Clark who would figure out you’re pregnant by hearing the baby’s heartbeat before you even got symptoms
- Clark who doesn’t know how to drive a car because in his defence ‘why would he ever have to’
