#alecto;

“Oh great, you’re a doctor now.” Fechou o livro pesado que carregava em mãos fazendo mais barulho que o necessário, adorava um efeito dramático e nem ao menos disfarçava. “Acertou no diagnóstico, Carrow. Parabéns, depois eu pego o atestado.” Mesmo que simpatizasse com a gêmea, não negava as provocações e precisava admitir que ela era boa naquilo. “Você não tem alguma coisa nojenta pra fazer em outro canto tipo… se agarrar com seu irmão?” 

Gives nose/forehead kisses

       Regulus, only theforehead kisses, tho, because nose kisses are weird. When it comes to affectionhe gives it to her so easily. I think it’s because they’ve known each other solong and he trusts her with everything.

Gets jealous the most

       Regulus because he’sa naturally jealous person when he has reason to be. I think he’d be jealous ofhow close she is to Amycus, and the other DEs. Plus she just has these permanentbedroom eyes, and he’s not here for anyone taking advantage of his bae.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

       Regulus, for sure,but I think he’d already be there. He wouldn’t want her to be drinking withouthim, he wouldn’t hover just… he’d be worried because sometimes she can be alittle unstable and drinking doesn’t help anything.

Takes care of on sick days

       Both, though I cansee her being reluctant the first few times. She’ll just have to get used toit. After Alecto gets sick, tho, without fail Regulus will get sick next andshe’ll return the favor.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

       Regulus would pickher up and carry her on his shoulders into the water. The water may be cold andhave fish, but they’re in this together. I can only see them going to the beachfor a pick me up of sorts on her end, Regulus actually hates the beach.

Gives unprompted massages

       Regulus would giveAlecto massages after discovering by accident that she surprisingly enjoys themquite a bit.

Drives/rides shotgun

       They don’t drive, butbroomwise, Reg would like to steer and have her in the back, but he wouldn’tmind switching positions every once in a while if she wants to take the lead.

Brings the other lunch at work

       Does Alecto evenwork? Regulus wouldn’t want her at his place of work, but they can go out forlunch at this Thai restaurant around the corner that Regulus really enjoys.

Has the better parental relationship

       Snorts.

Tries to start role-playing in bed

       Alecto. And Reguluswill be so confused, and then he’ll realize what she’s doing and try his bestto play along because Alecto is sexy af.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

       Regulus. JustRegulus. Thankfully he knows this, so even drunk he would try not to embarrasshimself in public. But once they’re alone, she better get ready for the mostridiculous strip show.

Still cries watching Titanic

       They would neverwatch the Titanic.

Firmly believes in couples costumes

       Neither. ThankMerlin.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

       Both. Regulus wouldn’twant to give her a ‘cheap’ gift or something that doesn’t measure up to theirstandards. Price isn’t an option when it comes to Alecto.

Makes the other eat breakfast

       Regulus, he’ll justsit down across from her like ‘here babe, have a muffin’ and toss her one ofthe muffins Kreature made.

Remembers anniversaries

       Regulus, and he’s acloseted hopeless romantic so he’ll always try to top the last anniversary andmake them more special as time goes on.

Brings up having kids

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1969, in which eight year-old Regulus defends his friendshipwith Alecto to his parents, who would prefer him to have a male best friend. “ButI like Alecto, she’s pretty, smart, funny, she smells good. And she’s a pureblood.”

1969, in which nine-year-old Regulus requests Alecto’spresence at the manor. “Mother, can you send an owl to the Carrows? I want aplay date with Alecto. No, just Alecto.Amycus is annoying; he’s always hovering, make him play with Sirius or, betteryet, Kreature.”

1975, in which Regulus overhears a few first year Slytherinsconfess they’re intimidated by Alecto. “You’re afraid of Alecto Carrow? Oh please.She’s as harmless and as cute as a little baby garden snake.”  

1977, in which Regulus speaks to Andromeda about Alecto. “Alectoisn’t a bad person, believe it or not she’s one of the best people I know. She’sjust been hurt a lot, and I’ve never wanted to pick up the pieces and sticky gluethem back together as much as I do with her.”  

1977, in which Regulus hears a few people gossiping abouthim and Alecto in the library. “Contrary to popular belief guys and girls canbe best friends without shagging each other. Take Alecto and I for example. Thenagain, Alecto is classy, and you’re a whore.” Uh, yeah, he was having abad day, ok? Ok.

1978, in which Walburga is going over a list of potentialwives for Regulus and suggests Alecto. “I’m not interested in Alecto, mother.She’s intelligent, beautiful and I trust her with my life, but I don’t want tomarry her. Cross her off the list, please.”

1978, in which Walburga Black just won’t let up on theAlecto thing. “Mother. Mum. Mum. Mother.Alecto doesn’t want to marry me. After your suggestion we’ve discussed it ingreat detail, and we laughed. A lot. She’s still laughing.”

1978[I think?], in which Regulus is getting ready to go outwith Alecto to celebrate the death of her father. “I’m going out with Alecto tocelebrate, don’t wait up. Oh, nothing important, just that she has finallygotten out of a slump, per say. She’ll be much better from now on.”  

1978, in which Regulus and Amycus have somehow come todiscuss Alecto. “Delicate? That’s not the word I would use to describe Alecto.She’s anything but delicate, Amycus. After the shit that she’s been through,Merlin, give the woman some credit. She can handle herself.”