#ale sleuthing

One day, I’m going to look back on all this nonsense and laugh, wondering what we were all so up-in-arms about....lol, but until then.... 🤦🏽‍♀️

**DISCLAIMER: this is the work of 15 mins and it’s purely created for fun...if you feel I need therapy and I’m obsessed...you can pay for it then 😂**

Everyone’s favourite asshole, Covid Barbie (CB) a.k.a Abby, is it? 😏😏 has decided to watch a good ol’ American classic Christmas film at a drive-thru, as well as abandon all ambition of becoming a top, international Le Cordon-Bleu-trained master chef, and just order take-out. 🍕🤮👎🏽

“...cut my life into pieces, this is the pizza bought....”...FML...🤦🏽‍♀️ finally realised Seb likes pizza, did we? 🖕🏽

Oh and FYI, she just HAD to make sure that f**king tree 🎄was in the story...(stills from her IG story, posted yesterday Sunday, Dec 20th)

Delicious.....🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Anyhoo...we have more pressing sleuthing to get to, like THAT Christmas drive-thru part of her IG story...let’s begin, shall we! I’ll do my dates U.S-style, for ease....

On 12/20/20 at 6:23 PM PT, CB posted a 2-part story in a drive-in movie theatre that was showing national lampoon's christmas vacation. On the screen was a scene 35 minutes and 20 seconds into the film, depicting a nostalgic chevy chase watching home movies of his childhood Christmases - until his wife opens the attic stairs and he falls. CB makes sure to add her trademarked, boring, juvenile fast zoom-in/zoom-out, but not before zooming out slowly to ensure people can tell she's at a drive-in watching this film. She also makes sure to include her cackle 🧙🏼‍♀️at the end of the story...

Coincidentally, this film was showing in LA (12/20/20) at 8:30 PM at the drive-in theatre at the chic-chic hollywood roosevelt hotel, a mere 13-minute drive from the Grove. yet she posted this story more than 2 hours BEFORE showtime and nearly 3 hours before this scene would be shown! So we can rule out tonight's showing as the source of this video! after checking all the other drive-in showings of christmas vacation in the LA area in the month of december, we discovered the true showing date: 12/5/20, 7 PM PT. the location? the parking lot cinema (a.k.a the Electric Dusk Drive-in) at 236 n Central Ave in Glendale, CA.

FIRST, here is a post from the drive-in validating the showing time and date of the movie: (BELOW)👇🏽

Okay (BELOW)👇🏽is a screengrab📸 from CB's story showing the movie screen with chevy chase. note the BUILDING IN THE BACKGROUND:

(Picture of screengrabs) 📸

(ABOVE) 👆🏽is a brightened version of that same screengrab. Just notice the details of the building: the white balconies separated by the dark expanses of brick, and especially, the distinct windows on the top floor, right-hand side.

(BELOW) 👇🏽 Here's a blurb about the parking lot drive-in from LA magazine, just to verify i'm not making this up. Note the description: "atop the old sears parking garage".

NOW... (BELOW)👇🏽: A picture of the parking lot drive-in location taken from google maps.... NOTICE the Sears signage circled in red on the parking tower on the right, and the building at 200 w wilson on the left. The section of the building visible in CB's story is circled in red on the left.

Right, (BELOW)👇🏽here's a closer shot of the building at 200 w wilson. Again, the section of the building visible in CB's story is circled in red on the right.

So, here (BELOW) 👇🏽is a closer view of that same building, again with the section of the building visible in CB's story circled in red on the right.

Yes, this IS the location of the Christmas Vacation screening, and we now definitively know that CB's 12/20/20 drive-thru story IS a throwback from 12/5/20.... stay tuned though...there's likely MORE to come from our fav Bait Queen... I hate that she made me do this post, I just...🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

**God bless the hard work of my bts sleuth team, which includes the super genius that is @mrsjbbarnes ... why is she so awesome? We’re just grateful to have her!!**