#alchemisation

=> Combine HUMAN HIGH DOLL && TROLL MAO POSTER

You get a TROLL MAO DOLL. This is the best possible result and you spend a lot of grist gathering together dolls of all the other communist trolls you can. 

=> Combine BASEBALL CAP && ONE OF THE DOLL'S HATS

You try fusing together a doll-sized ushanka and some crappy baseball cap you picked up for free at the troll mall during one of your braver days. 

You get a ushanka that's actually big enough to wear. 

=> Combine USANKA && COMMUNIST MANIFESTO 

Hell fucking YES. 

You wonder if creating life sized human high clothes is possible. 

=> Combine HUMAN HIGH DOLL && TSHIRT

You put this on immediately. 

Wait, you get the feeling that there were some vaguely practical things you ought to be doing. Maybe creating a weapon? 

=> Combine SCYTHE && TRIANGULAR CHORDOPHONE 

You create some kind of weird scythe-shaped instrument. You're not sure this can actually be used as a weapon in any way, but it looks like it could be used to create some pretty sweet jams so you keep it anyway. 

=> Combine SCYTHE && MY LITTLE HOOFBEAT DVD

You get an Incredibly Girly Scythe. The stuff of the magical girl animes, if only you knew what those where. It's flowery and cute and when you swing it it leaves a glittery trail in it's wake. 

If only you weren't WAY TOO EMBARRASSED to use a weapon like this. 

=> Combine SCYTHE && GRITTY DYSTOPIAN FANTASY NOVEL

This is probably more suitable. You aren't really sure how much tougher it is than your plain old scythe, but it looks more like something from, well, a fantasy novel than a crappy farmer's scythe. 

Oh yeah, you'll probably need a more portable computer if you're going to be leaving the house for a long period. Got to keep in touch with your new "comrades", right? 

=> Combine HUSKTOP && TROLLTENDO DS

You remember how much money you saved up for the stupid, stupid Human High video game. What a huge fucking waste of time. 

You create DS SIZED MINICOMPUTER. But it's still missing something...

=> Combine DS SIZED MINICOMPUTER && TROLLTENDO DS 

This is everything you could have ever asked for, and more. 

=> Leave your land.