#akuzon

To all my fellow filipino Obey Me! players/MCs put there:

How would you survive Devildom, because Shopeee doesn’t exist there- I literally can’t live without it.

Lucifer: *humming and has hands behind his back* Today's my day off from all of that paperwork!~

Altissia: Mammon what do we do about my new coffin coming in today?! *is texting Mammon*

Mammon: *spits coffee after seeing text* Oh fuckin' shit!!! *started replying right off the bat* I forgot and yet today was meant to be Lucifer's day off from paperwork today!! Now he's gonna find out about it...

Beelzebub: *is on his shift with Akuzon and is inside a chopper* Why would Mammon need a coffin for? Is he getting ready for Halloween? *plants package safely in front of the double doors to HoL and flies off*

Lucifer: *walks into package and falls on ass and opens eyes* Hmm? I don't remember ordering anything from Akuzon. *gets up, dusts off, and checks label*

Package label: Mammon, HoL, RAD, Devildom, 66666 Fancy Dancy Coffins, Dark Ancient City, Devildom, 66679

Lucifer: MMMAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

😂 RIP Levi

... Beel... Boi... Who would've thought Beel would be the scary drunk 😰

Asmo... What happened? 😕

Belphie's a sleepy drunk confirmed! 😂

(Please note that I may or may not have gotten all of the drunken mishap stories from all of the brothers. If there are more then let me know)

Link to my reaction to Lucifer's about Mammon: https://dorkus-mcdingus.tumblr.com/post/631007299907059713/lucifer-you-are-such-an-asshole-but-i-love-you

LUCIFER VERSION

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LEVIATHAN VERSION

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Look at that little raven on his head!

"...searching far and wide..."

Hmm... 🤔

"...the power that's inside."

WAIT—

Pokémon!!!