Oh Chaerinny Unnie! -Runs up and hugs tightly- Welcome to the family! I'm so excited for you to be here!

SOMETHING flies out of your CAPTCHALOGUE and SMACKS YOU ACROSS THE FACE. Unfortunately, it was your RUSTED DAGGER, and not your COMFORTABLE PILLOW. You quickly succumb to A TERRIBLE INFECTION and DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH. Oh, quit CRYING, this is a TEXT ADVENTURE GAME, CHEAP DEATHS happen all the time. THANKS FOR PLAYING!

You attempt to SAVE the MYSTERIOUS LETTER. Alas, it's been ruined beyond recognition. The only parts that remain are the DRAWINGS and the FAINT WRITING. You'd shed a tear for your loss, but you wouldn't want to ruin the MYSTERIOUS LETTER any more than it already has been. Discard BURNED MYSTERIOUS LETTER [y] or put BURNED MYSTERIOUS LETTER in your INVENTORY [n] ?

You LOOK CLOSER at the MYSTERIOUS LETTER. Hunched over closer to your LANTERN, you squint at the MESSAGE. Scribbled faintly at the bottom of the letter are the words, "Sorry about all this. I'll make it up to you, I swear," in a VAGUELY FAMILIAR HANDWRITING. As you puzzle over who might have written the MESSAGE, the MYSTERIOUS LETTER gets a little too close to your LANTERN and bursts into flame. Save the MYSTERIOUS LETTER [y] or let it burn [n] ?

You READ the MYSTERIOUS LETTER. The letter is mostly gibberish in a language you can't understand, but a large drawing of a MYSTERIOUS TOME with an X THROUGH IT catches your attention, as well as a drawing of some sort of HIDEOUS CREATURE. There appears to be SOME FAINT WRITING scribbled on the bottom. Read the FAINT WRITING [y] or put MYSTERIOUS LETTER in your INVENTORY [n] ?

SOMETHING flies out of your CAPTCHALOGUE and SMACKS YOU ACROSS THE FACE. Fortunately, it was only your MYSTERIOUS LETTER and not your RUSTED DAGGER. You must put down your LANTERN if you wish to read it. Read the MYSTERIOUS LETTER [y] or put it in your INVENTORY [n] ?

You pick up the GRIM TOME. Its gnarled, leathery cover is rough against your hands as you pick it up, and its surprising heft takes you off-guard. You must put down your LANTERN if you wish to read it. Read the GRIM TOME [y] or put it in your INVENTORY [n] ?